
Hey, we're not the one with the rat tail here, dude.
[Photos by Alexander Wagner; full slideshow version here]
Just when you thought we were done with our South by Southwest coverage, one of s/t’s favorite photographers submitted two extensive sets of shots to us. First up: his ‘man on the street’ portraits of fans at the fest. And to-be-posted soon after that: casual and live portraits of everyone from Passion Pit to Hockey.

Walk like a man, my son.

We're not sure what's the most distracting thing here: dude's shirt, chest tattoo or his mangy mop.

Who loves the sun?

Not everyone.

Man, that chick's hot.

This Bud's for you.

And you. (What's with the Whip-It can, though?)

Thank you for ruining Johnny Cash AND Elvis, kind sir.

One turntable and a microphone.

Obey ... Shepard Fairey. Rad suspenders, though. (Yes, really.)

"Can you pick up a pair of socks on the way home?"

You guys can probably put the passes away, now.

"Slayerrrrrrrrrrr!"

Love the red-headed stepchild smoking in the background.

Kanye West isn't on yet, apparently.

T-shirt translation: "I need a haircut."

Hey, it's Pete Doherty before his crack addiction kicked in.

Hey, it's Steve Aoki and Mickey Mouse's bestest pal Goofy!!!!

s/t sees dead people.

Props to this fine gentleman for wearing a pink, cut-off Björk shirt.

That's right—thumbs up for tacos!

What's next? The triumphant return of Zubaz pants?

This is not Miami, dear.

Argh, this guy again! Oh, wait.

C.R.E.A.T.A. = Cash Rules Everything Around This Asshole

PLEASE do the Carlton dance!

Now, that's not very nice. And coming from a guy in a Jack Daniel's shirt, too.