I WAS THERE: Municipal Waste Remind Us of Keg Stands and Denim Vests With Back Patches At Brooklyn’s Knitting Factory

I WAS THERE: The Whitest Boy Alive? Clearly You Haven’t Met Us, Erlend Øye!

MOVIES FOR THE BLIND: Cage Gets His Ass Kicked By Kids After ‘Kick-Ass’, Digs Some Docs About Banksy and Black-Metal

RECORD STORE YEAR: Totally Random Reviews of CocoRosie, Real Estate, Moritz Von Oswald, and Killer Comps From Minimal Wave and B-Music

NOW PLAYING: Eleh, ‘Location Momentum’

MOVIES FOR THE BLIND: Cage Fantasizes About Tina Fey, Wonders What the Hell Woody Harrelson Is Doing With Duct Tape On His Chest

RECORD STORE YEAR: Totally Random Reviews of Grouper, Professor Genius, The Babies and The Bitters

NOW PLAYING: The Advisory Circle, ‘Mind How You Go: Revised Edition’ (Ghost Box, 2010)

I WAS THERE: LCD Soundsystem Try Not To Lose Their Edge With the Kids At Music Hall of Williamsburg

MOVIES FOR THE BLIND: Cage Cheers For a ‘Baby-Stealing Psycho’, Uncovers a ‘Kubrick Film On Crack In Another Language’

NOW PLAYING: Harmonia & Eno ’76, ‘Tracks and Traces’ (Reissue)

MOVIES FOR THE BLIND: Cage Tells George Romero To Drop Dead, Takes Off All His Clothes At a ‘Hot Tub Time Machine’ Screening

NOW PLAYING: Various Artists, ‘Enjoy the Silence’ (Mule Electronic, 2009)

MOVIES FOR THE BLIND: Cage Pisses Himself At ‘She’s Out of My League’, Reveals One of the Most Brutal Films He’s Ever Seen

HYPE CHECK: Marina and the Diamonds Tries to Prove She Isn’t ‘Just Another Quirky British Girl’